Take that!

So I'm lying on the couch, trying to relax after a hard day's work, when suddenly, without warning or provocation, Caleb smashes his giant plastic car right into my face. He didn't toss it or anything like that, he casually walked over to where I was resting, raised his toy above his head, and BAM, he crashed it right into the bridge of my nose. Hurt like the dickens. His weapon of choice was a giant, Playskool Firetruck . If only he had hit me with the cushy part, but no, I caught the front left wheel, right in the nose. If you would like to see a reenactment,[watch it all the way through. Just so you know, the guy in the tub is playing my part]. Just thought you might get a kick out the story, and the reenactment is especially choice.
Josh